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26 December 2015 @ 01:05 pm
Fic: ‘Tis the Season: It's not his.  
Title: ‘Tis the Season: It's not his.
Fandom: Still Open All Hours
Rating: (G)
Time Period: Before season 1.
Summary: It's the wrong kind.

Author's Note: This is quick ‘n’ dirty (for definition see the F. A. Q.).

Face, meet hands!

All characters contained herein are the intellectual property of Roy Clarke; I am not affiliated with nor endorsed by him.


“This isn't mine.”

“Yes it is!”

“No it isn't! This is from another shop!”

“What does it matter if the wrapping paper's not from the shop?”

He directs his gaze at the younger man. “It matters if it's not from the shop.”

“You're deluded, you know that?”

“And you're showing Arkwright's disrespect.”

“It's just wrapping paper!”

“It's not 'just wrapping paper'. It's the principle of the thing.”

“Do you want this present or not?”

“Of course I want it!”

“Even if it's got the wrong wrapping paper?”


“Here you go then!” A slight pause. “You wrapped yours in wrapping paper from the shop, didn't you?”

“... what if I did?”

“I hope you like your present.”

A grin was his only answer.
Armchair DM: Carson: No no no AIEEE!!armchairdm on December 29th, 2015 12:09 pm (UTC)
Oh good gods.
F. J.: shalowater: golden candlesmorethanacandle on December 30th, 2015 01:19 pm (UTC)
I just shake my head.