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13 December 2015 @ 05:20 am
Fic: ‘Tis the Season: hot & not rum!  
Title: ‘Tis the Season: hot & not rum!
Fandom: Once Upon a Time (OUaT)
Rating: (G)
Time Period: Season 4; definitely before season 5A.
Summary: It's not rum.

Author's Note: This is quick ‘n’ dirty (for definition see the F. A. Q.).

This was fun to write!

All characters contained herein are the intellectual property of Edward Kitsis & Adam Horowitz; I am not affiliated with nor endorsed by them.


The spoon clatters to the floor. “God, Swan, what is this stuff?”

Emma turns, to see him hastily swigging rum from his flask. “What was what?”

That.” He waves a hand at the stove top. “It was …” He takes another swig from his flask, “That.”

Pulling her hair into an bun before she bends down, she scoops the spoon from the floor. “Did I make it wrong?” She reaches for the recipe on the counter but she stops reading when she hears …

“Wrong!?” He splutters. “Wrong!?” He stands straight(er), “It's all wrong, Swan. To begin? It's not bloody rum! And it's hot.”

“It's mulled wine,” Emma replies and he shakes his head.

“Mulled … wine?”

“To each their own, I suppose,” he mutters as he pushes himself away from the counter.

“Where are you going?”

“To drink.” He opens the door.

“Let me guess: rum?”

“Aye!” He says as he closes the door behind him.

“Okay,” Emma says as she reaches for a pen. “No mulled wine.”
Armchair DM: Carson: No no no AIEEE!!armchairdm on December 16th, 2015 12:57 pm (UTC)
.... why am I channelling Jack Sparrow as I read this?

"Where has all the rum gone"?
F. J.: shalowater: golden candlesmorethanacandle on December 16th, 2015 03:41 pm (UTC)
They're both pirates?
Alexia Lisa Drake: OUAT - Sexyalexia_drake on January 5th, 2016 05:38 am (UTC)
lol That was fun to imagine :)
F. J.: shalowater: golden candlesmorethanacandle on January 5th, 2016 06:04 pm (UTC)
So could I! Never get between a pirate and his rum!