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25 December 2011 @ 12:22 am
Fic: ‘Tis the Season: ‘Wot's dis?’  
Title: ‘Tis the Season: Wot’s dis?
Fandom: Harry Potter (movies)
Rating: (G)
Time Period: Sometime after or during Harry Potter & the Philosopher’s Stone.
Summary: There’s going to be a party!

Author's Note: This is quick ‘n’ dirty (for definition see the F. A. Q.).

The boys from ‘Tis the Season: Some smacker! are back! This comes before ‘Tis the Season: Some smacker!.

All characters contained herein are the intellectual property of J. K. Rowling as well as Steve Kloves (his interpretation); I am not affiliated with nor endorsed by either.


“Wot’s dis?”

Bill studies the glittery string. “A ...” He scratches his head under his helmet. “Dunno,” he confesses, straightening his shield.

Bert sniffs it. “Et it, y’think?”

Bill rubs the side of his nose. “Nah,” he determines after a few moments’ thought. “It’d b’stringy.”

Bert nods and is about to drop it when a voice emerges from the shadows, followed promptly by its owner. “It’s a decoration,” the bearded man explains, the twinkle in his eye not hidden by his half-moon glasses.

“F’ippary.” Bert drops it.

“It’s for your party,” the old man furthers.


Bert stands straight; protestingly, his back creaks. “Party?”

“With decorations and food.”

“Why dinnae y’say dat in de first place?” Bert nudges Bill. “Think Winnie’ll come?”

“M’eye’s on Rosie,” Bill grins.

The old man picks up the fallen tinsel and lays it over Bill’s helmet before walking away, leaving them to their conversation.
Armchair DM: Matt's Cats: New Toy!armchairdm on December 24th, 2011 03:36 pm (UTC)
... can I give Bill advice to /not/ put his eye on Rosie...
F. J.: shalowater: golden candlesmorethanacandle on December 25th, 2011 10:25 am (UTC)
You could but I don't think he'd listen.